buenastardis:

JESUS CHRIST I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD

billhitchert:

One time in like 5th grade Zac Efron said something like “I like chunky girls.” and so this really skinny girl in my class started gaining a bunch of weight and she ended up weighing like 300 pounds and she got diabetes and was in the hospital for a long time and the worst part was her name was Betty and people started calling her Diabetty

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